Wednesday, August 27, 2008

JOYS OF (NON) SUMMER...

As you've probably noticed, I usually write about deeply superficial things here. But since I am extremely accident prone and also have an immune system that's as much use as a chocolate teapot I do sometimes regale you with stories of broken bones, phlegm and the like. I try to restrain myself - and if you knew how often I was actually ill when you thought I was just taking an impromptu blog break you'd, well, you'd probably fedex me some echinacea because you're nice like that.

I can pinpoint the exact origin of my current cold: till number 3 in the haberdashery department of John Lewis, Oxford Street last Friday. Cashier No.3 was holding a full, damp tissue to her streaming nose which she then cast aside to handle (with her snotty hands) my debit card, the spools of thread I was buying, the paper bag she then put them in and the receipt, before sniffling a thank you and clutching the tissue again. I tried not to touch anything she'd spread germs on, which was clearly impossible. As a result I (and how many others I don't know) now have my own snotty tissues lying all over the place.

I'm going to take a blog break until Sunday...

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:39 pm

    oh..i am getting over a cold that lasted 2 bloody weeks....so i wish you the best...just sleep and go nuts on the tea!
    nancy

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  2. Anonymous9:11 pm

    Oh dear. Hope you're feeling better soon. I'll miss your blog!

    Sam in Paris

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  3. Get well soon, pet xx

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  4. is the first time i read this blogs and casually i`m having a begining of cold too

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  5. Anonymous8:15 pm

    oh dear, that's too bad.
    I've spent my holidays (I'm still in Vienna) with a horrible cold, don't want to give you the gross details here... get well soon!
    xxx
    Mia

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  6. It was a close encounter for me then?

    I usually can't recall the moment I catch a bug, but the last time was in London, when stupidly (gluttonously?) I took a sample chocolate from a woman at Godiva who was sneezing a moment earlier...

    These days I try to keep a respectful 10 feet from sick people on the street, and hold my breath for 10 seconds after they sneeze...

    Get well soon -- summer is almost over!

    BB

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  7. sneezers unite!

    nearly better now - and believe me the summer IS over here - in fact it never even really started...

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  8. ugh, feel better. too bad people can't take off work when they're contagiouss...

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  9. Anonymous12:55 am

    I actually think it's worse when you've seen the cold coming - I'd much rather speculate in a wild and slightly defamatory fashion about which thoughtless germ-carrier has passed their affliction on to me!

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