Thank you Grazia, for causing me to guffaw loudly in WH Smith. At first I thought I also had a prime submission for Photoshop Disasters; but then I noticed the sliver of calf behind that teeny weeny thigh suggesting the lower half of her leg. Subtle. I have often thought that Grazia's covers look like they've been slapped together by a six year old with A.D.D. but I began to think, could something so out of proportion actually be an act of nature; caused by the angle of Kate Moss emerging from a car and thus towards the camera at the launch of her perfume in Berlin a couple of weeks ago? (Judging by the dress.) I'm sure Grazia could've chosen a better picture from the thousands taken at that event - perhaps one that didn't make her look like she has an ENORMOUS, GIANT HEAD, JUMBO SHOULDER PADS and SCARY ENORMOUS BLURRED SAUSAGE FINGERS - all precariously balanced atop weeny little matchstick legs, one of which is amputated at the knee.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
TEENY GENIE KATE ...
Thank you Grazia, for causing me to guffaw loudly in WH Smith. At first I thought I also had a prime submission for Photoshop Disasters; but then I noticed the sliver of calf behind that teeny weeny thigh suggesting the lower half of her leg. Subtle. I have often thought that Grazia's covers look like they've been slapped together by a six year old with A.D.D. but I began to think, could something so out of proportion actually be an act of nature; caused by the angle of Kate Moss emerging from a car and thus towards the camera at the launch of her perfume in Berlin a couple of weeks ago? (Judging by the dress.) I'm sure Grazia could've chosen a better picture from the thousands taken at that event - perhaps one that didn't make her look like she has an ENORMOUS, GIANT HEAD, JUMBO SHOULDER PADS and SCARY ENORMOUS BLURRED SAUSAGE FINGERS - all precariously balanced atop weeny little matchstick legs, one of which is amputated at the knee.
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Ha ha ha! I just guffawed too... but in the privacy of my own home!
hahaha, this is a good one. too bad I haven't seen this magazine in Seattle.
I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one who laughed at the cover! I wonder what Kate Moss thinks of this comical out of proportion picture?
That's gross, really, she looks like an alien ... eeww. :-)
Thanks for posting the link to Photoshop Disasters. Great page, I had a lot of fun.
Brilliant link! What, you mean she doesn't really look like that? BB
Is it me or have magazine covers gotten worse and worse? U.S. Vogue has put out a spectacular number of amateur-Photoshop disasters, like Gwyneth's recent detached floating head number.
Kate does look like an alien in here.
juliet xxx
hahah so true, this picture of kate is definetly not the most flattering
and btw i linked you, itd be fabulous if you returned the favor =]
ew. youre totallly right. they needed to use another picture of her.
that one is just gross.
well, this cover reassures me about my own photoshop skills. :)
xox
Mia
very weird photo, but fantastic stella dress...
yup. this was a strange one..
yes, this photo is so odd!
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