Archie Grand address me in emails as "Splendid LIB" I will make an exception. To coincide with the new Bond film Skyfall, which I still haven't seen, I've been given a few of these chic, neon coral coloured Secret Agents I Met and Liked notebooks to give away.
You probably haven't met that many secret agents lately, though if you did they probably couldn't divulge that information or they'd have to kill you in the name of national security. It's probably for the best that you don't know anything.
To win a notebook, all you have to do is tell me who my favourite ever 007 is - ha, no, that's much too easy. Of course it's Sean Connery, are you insane? Although Pierce Brosnan did smile at me once when I passed him in Sloane Street about ten years ago, so he'll always hold a special place in my heart.
OK - here's a better one. What is the best Bond Girl name you can come up with? I think Honey Ryder is my all time fave, but Pussy Galore and Xenia Onatopp are hilarious. If you can make up a really good one that either makes me crack up, or wish I'd thought of it, then you win. There will be more than one winner!